faith_is_passionate_intuition

Don't say that you want to
kill yourself
just for attention.  
Don't you know how serious it is?
It doesn't make you cool, or deep, or mysterious.
Just pathetic.
  Don't joke about suicide.
 

For fellow grammer nazis

HOW TO WRITE GOOD

1. Avoid alliteration. Always
2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
3. Avoid clichés like the plague (they’re old hat).
4.Employ the vernacular.
5. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.
6. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
7. It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.
8. Contractions aren’t necessary.
9. Foreign words and phrases are not apropos.
10. One should never generalize.
11. Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson once said, “I hate quotations.  Tell me what you know.”
12. Comparisons are as bad as clichés.
13. Don’t be redundant; don’t use more words than necessary; it’s highly superfluous.
14. Profanity sucks.
15. Be more or less specific.
16. Understatement is always best.
17. Exaggeration is a billions times worse than understatement.
18. One-word sentences? Eliminate.
19. Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.
20. The passive voice is to be avoided.
21. Go around that barn at high noon to avoid colloquialisms.
22. Even if a mixed metaphor sings, it should be derailed.
23. Who needs rhetorical questions?


 

By Frank L. Visco :)



 

I'm going to make a shoe company.  
and the brand name is going to be called 
 "ish"
So when people get them
they are going to have some serious 
ISH-SHOES ;)

fave if you get it 
 

 

 all mine please dont jock :)