fakingasmile
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Birthday: March 26
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^food
Lots of food
That awkward moment when
The only fave your quote gets
Is from yourself
Me: Hi honey how was school?
Daughter: Good. I made a new friend!
Me: That's so nice! How did you meet her?
Daughter: She told she didn't have a mom, and I told her I didn't have a dad, so we became friends.
Me: That's nice! What's her name?
Daughter: Sarah styles.
Me:...
Me: GET IN THE CAR. NOW.
Athletic Girl: This summer I played 78 soccer Games and won then all!
Smart Girl: This summer I finished all my summer homework in 2 hours!
Pretty Girl: This summer I got offered a modeling job!
Me: This summer I went outside for a total of 3 minutes... Pretty impressive if I do say so myself.
Girls
are like apples on trees.
The best ones are at the top
of tree. The boys don't want to reach for the good
ones, because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they get the rotten apples from the bottom that
aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top
think something is wrong with them, when in reality the are
amazing! They just have to wait for the right boy to come,
who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of
the tree.
Heart Breaking Beauty
Chapter 8
"Party?"
Xaviare swallowed hard.
"Yeah forgot to ask! So, what did you guys do that
night?" Marandia put her chin in her hand.
"Why do you care?" Xaviare tried hiding his nervousness
with anger... But it wasn't working very well.
"Well it kinda seems that you have been acting like a
complete jerk since that night." Marandia wouldn't take
her eyes off of him.
All Xaviare did was say "Uhhh" and ran off to the
bathroom.
Marandia wanted to cry. She absolutely adored Xaviare and
couldn't take herself acting 'like a jerk' to figure
out why Xaviare was acting like one. She felt the need to
apologize to Xaviare, hoping he might tell her what's up.
As she got up to go to the bathroom she saw Xaviare and Jessi
kissing in the hallway. Marandia freaked and triped over her shoe
lace. Jessi and Xaviare stopped kissing and stared at
Marandia.
" Hey Marandia! Maybe it's time to buy some shoes that
don't look like crap! Maybe ones with shorter laces as
well..." Jessi visously snapped and walked away.
Xaviare went to follow Jessi leaving Marandia lying on the floor
alone.
"Crap." Marandia slowly pulled herself off the floor.
Before Marandia decided if she wanted to follow them or just go
wait in class for ten minutes, she saw something hanging out of
Xaviare's locker. It looked like a jacket of some kind.
Marandia violently pulled at his jacket until his locker
flew open. She knew it was wrong, but she REALLY liked Xaviare
and hated Jessi.
Marandia found his cell phone. The curiosity got the best of her
and she started reading Xaviare and Jessi's conversation from
last night... After she left his house. Here's how it
went:
Jessi: Hey baby<3
Xaviare: Don't call me that! I'm not your
'baby'!
Jessi: Well, I will be at school tomorrow! Now quit
whinnying!
Xaviare: Shut up Jessi!
Jessi: Maybe you should... Unless you want me to tell everyone,
including Marandia your little secret!
Xaviare: Fine, see you at school.
Once she herd foot steps Marandia through his phone back in and
ran back to class. What was this secret he was so terribly
stressing over! What did Jessi have to do with this?!
♥Hey everyone!
This is my first story and I'm very excited! Please fave,
follow,and comment! Thank
you!♥
Format credit to Storiesforthesoul
Dentist: So how has your summer been?
Me: Awnksncur cu17: smesn/k)h6(5;6tfrjkftc
Dentist: Oh that's nice.
♡
Roes are red,
violets are blue,
if you don't love Niall,
theres something wrong with you!
He is amazing,
and close to perfection,
without Niall Horan,
theres no One Direction!
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