fatassmuffin

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i remember when
most of my quotes here on witty were unoriginal. how embarrassing..


 
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i take a shot
everytime i see a one direction quote on witty.


 
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my goal in life
is to have perfect skin. in all honesty.


 
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and honestly, i still don't even know
what kind of person i am, what place i have in this fücked up world.


 
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i would never cheat on someone.
i mean someone, being stupid enough to actually date me is rare, and im not gonna be the one to fück it up.


 
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when i walk out the shop, yeah, this is what i see,
katniss everdeen is staring at me, i got a loaf in my
hand and i aint afraid to throw it, throw it, throw it...

i'm peeta and i know it.

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it's kind of sad
that niceness has become so rare that people mistake it for flirting.


 
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in school, the only thing
that group projects have taught me is how much i hate other people.


 
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we don't talk because
you changed. not me.


 
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the divorce rate
among my socks is flabbergasting.


 
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