A while back, my friends and
I were playing hide and seek in a hotel,
like the mature teenagers
we are. (lol no)
Every time the 'seeker' walked into a room,
they had to start singing Thrift Shop.
Eventually, I was tagged as the seeker.
I spent a good 30 minutes looking around the hotel,
opening random doors and singing Thrift Shop.
Soon, I came upon this big door and I could hear guys
talking on the other side of it, and thought it was my friends.
so I opened the door and sung as loud as I could
"WALK UP IN THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP I GOT A BIG
CO-"
only to see that I had just interrupted some dude's Bar
Mitzvah.