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Chandler and Joey from "Friends" looking for a baby they lost on the city bus:
(There are two babies and they can't tell which is theirs. One is wearing ducks and the other clowns)

C: Ok we'll flip for the baby. Joey u call it
J:Ok heads
C;Wait we have to make heads something
J:Ok the heads will be ducks because ducks have heads
C: WHAT KIND OF SCARY CLOWNS DID U HAVE AT YOUR PARTIES?!?!"

I COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING

My boyfriend is..

hot, cute, funny, crazy, stupid, amazing, always there for me, mine.

He..
cares about me, makes me laugh, is the best.

But he's also the one.
 

and I love him so much. <3 

 "Don't make someone a priority if they are only going to make you an option."

Cross out the things you've done.
   and highlight the things you want to do..

Graduated high school. 
Kissed Someone
Smoked a cigarette. 
Got so drunk you passed out.
Rode every ride at an amusment park
Collected something really stupid. 
Gone to a rock concert.
Helped someone.
Gone fishing.
Watched four movies in one night.
Gone long periods of time with out sleep.
Lied to someone.
Snorted cocaine. 
Failed a class.
Smoked weed.
Dealt drugs.
Been in a car accident.
Been in a tornado.
Done hard drugs (i.e. ecstasy, heroin, crack, meth, acid). 
Watched someone die.
Been to a funeral.
Burned yourself.
Ran a marathon.
Cried yourself to sleep.
Spent over $200 in one day.
Flown on a plane.
Cheated on someone.
Been cheated on.
Written a 10 page letter.
Gone skiing
Been sailing.
Cut yourself on accident.
...on purpose
Had a best friend.
Lost someone you loved.
Shoplifted something.
Been to jail.
Dangerously close to being in jail.
Skipped School
Had detention.
Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.
Stolen books from the library.
Gone to a different country.
Dropped out of school. 
Been in a mental hospital.
Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.
Had an online diary.
Fired a gun. 
Had a yard sale.
Had a lemonade stand.
Actually made money at the lemonade stand. 
Been in a school play.
Been fired from a job.
Taken a lie detector test.
Swam with dolphins.
Gone to sea world.
Voted for someone on a reality TV show.
Written poetry.
Read more than 20 books a year.
Gone to Europe.
Loved someone you shouldn’t have.
Used a coloring book over age 12.
Had surgery. 
Had stiches
Taken a taxi.
Seen the Washington Monument.
Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once.
Overdosed.
Had a drug or alcohol problem.
Been in a fist fight.
Suffered any form of abuse.
Gone surfing in California.
Had a hamster.
Pet a wild animal.
Used a credit card. 
Did “spirit day” at school. 
Dyed your hair.
Got a tattoo.
Had something pierced.
Got straight A’s.
Been on the Honor Roll.
Known someone with HIV or AIDS.

I'll Admit A Few Things ;
Im not a perfect , i have my flaws .
I've lied before , and regret it .
I talk about people sometimes ,
and wish i didnt . I have mood
swings , and cant control them .
Im not a girly girl , because i'd rather 
be horseback riding, hunting, fishing
showing livestock , instead of cheerleading .
Im not the skinnest person , but
im not fat . im not the meanest
person , but i can be nice . The one
biggest thing i will admit is that ;
im me , no one else , a friend ,
daughter , teammate , girlfriend ,
and anything you want to call me