fibomidget

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Joined: November 18, 2012
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user id: 339108
Gender: F
HELLOOOOO, fellow wittians! Sup? (Come on- I'm not that bad at being cool am I?) Anyway...Fiona here- I'm from England, I'm 14, ALMOST five foot tall (yeah i'm a midget...) I love witty and even though I don't make quotes all that often I'm always still  on here even if it's just to comment or fave other wittian's quotes! (Oh yeah i love to write sarcastic comments and other crap like that...) I love food, a lot, and also I love music and play the keyboard and euphonium (don't know what it is? Google it!!) and I'm single (but not as single as a pringle because they are wedged between all these guy pringles and I bet they all flirt with eachother- so a message to all pringles. Cut the cr.ap and starting acting single) anyway there you go my profile! Enjoy Love, Fiona Xxx :)

fibomidget's Favorite Quotes

Everyone talks about leaving a better planet for our children
But no one talks about leaving better children for our planet
"WHAT TEAM?!” I shout out the window into the night.

Somewhere, hundreds of miles away, Zac Efron wakes from a restless sleep, sitting bolt upright “WILDCATS”




so apparently Peter Pan is
actually an angel who flies kids to heaven when they die aka
N E V E R L A N D  which means all the 'lost boys' were dead too and that's why
>they never grew up.<




 


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I usually sit on the computer 12 hours a day... is that bad?

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That can't be comfortable. Try a chair.

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so in her lifetime, a woman can lose about ten gallons of blood through her period.

that's enough blood loss to die twenty times

women are metal as fùck.


 

There was a blind girl who was filled with animosity and despised the world. She didn't have many friends, just a boyfriend who loved her deeply, like no one else. She always used to say that she'd marry him if she could see him. Suddenly, one day someone donated her a pair of eyes.

And that's when she finally saw her boyfriend. She was astonished to see that her boyfriend was blind. He told her, "You can see me now, can we get married?"

She replied, "And do what? We'd never be happy. I have my eye sight now, but you're still blind. It won't work out, I'm sorry."

With a tear in his eye and a smile on his face, he meekly said, "I understand. I just want you to always be happy. Take care of yourself, and my eyes."





"Sexy singles are in your area!"
*looks left* 
*looks right*
I'm the sexy single!






jesus: mom I told you I didn't want a big party
mary: THE WHOLE WORLD WILL CELEBRATE EVERY YEAR
 

my cat licked my forehead and then tapped it with her paw i think i just got baptised

 
So like um
If this gets 15 favorites/comments...
I'll tell him how I feel..
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