Him: I stole her heart
Her: So i’m stealing his last name.♥
My brother: *Gasps* THEY'RE HERE!
Me: Who?
My brother: THE BOYS!
Me: What?
My brother: QUICKLY, HIDE MY MILKSHAKES!
When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?
People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
3. When people say, "Oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it, too." Dang right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.