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Haii <3
Ohmygosh guys, you are all so amazing! Thank you for the support with UMP, I really appreciate it (:
Chapter one is up & I hope you like it (:
Today, thankfully, the weather decided to be nice! It is hot, Woo hoo! I still think the sky's bi-polar -.-
*for all of you who don't know, I only notify if you comment on the chapter before the one you want to be reminded for, if you're confused, just ask!

It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men! Amen!
I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get
Absolutely soaking wet!
That'd be a nice day... next time it starts raining I'm just going to go outside and find guys falling from the sky. Woo Hoo! Who else is with me?
Oh... I'm alone?
Damn.
OH WELL MORE GUYS FOR ME! That'd probably flee from me anyways... and then I'd go feed my 69 cats.
{{shoutout to my AMAZING CATS}}
I uploaded the prologue of my new story, Using Mr Parker. Yes, it is a student/teacher romance. I hope you all like it! (:
Xx Maria <3

I know, I know, how dare the f/cker randomly turn up after not uploading for 4 days and not having an excuse.
I actually don't have an excuse, the first three days I couldn't be bothered to upload because well school is ending in a week and it's really hot, yesterday when I went to upload my internet was being a b/tch so here I am.
There is a new chapter up <3 The second last of I met him on omegle and then, of course there is the epilogue.
Uh... one day, my friends and I pretended we were guys and spoke to one of our guy friends. He was incredibly gullible and thought a prostitute was going to come to his house in 20 minutes.
Oii! Guys, in 20 minutes a prostitue is coming to your houses, be nice. K?
Coolios!

Ima tell y'all a funny story, k? It's about one of my friends, so at the end you'll probably think 'the f/ck? Who is she friends with?' So, we'll call my friend Bobette. She once told me that she went down the stairs in her house in a chair... and the other day she told me that she took one of the little fishes out of the fish tank with a spoon and dropped it on the carpet so she tried to scoop it up again... Fail.
I was literally myself when she told me... like HAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHNEWCHAPTERSUPVHGCFYUIHJKNABMSVJHGIUIJBKNMBDJHSGYUJBHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAH
Did anyone read all of that? Bet not cause in there somewhere I told you new chapters up (:
Oh && am I the only one who like balled their eyes out in Breaking Dawn part 2? I was crying so hard... oh my goosshhh!

I want you to rock me, rock me, rock me yeah, I want you to hit the pedal, heavy medal show me you care!!
Or... I want you to f/ck me, f/ck me, f/ck me yeah.
I feel like the song describes the way I feel to most sexy guys... and this dude: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdqispf23U1rexem6o1_500.gif
I'm not a One Direction fan... at all but I think the album is pretty good & I really like Rock Me.
I kinda realised, I am a really dirty person! Like I can make something sexual about everything and anything! WOOHOO future career as a.... uh.... ED TEACHER!
A new chapters up! <3

Sooo, I was listening to the radio today && guess what I learnt? Men got bonerrs when they were hanged well... AWKWARD.
Uh...eh... I mean HEY! Pretend I didn't say that...
Can you all do me a favour? Search necrophilia in google (if you don't know what it is) and enjoy.
I also put a new chapter up on my profile (: I'm trying to work out how I'll end the story, should I make Andi and Jesse die like Romeo and Juliet?
HELL YES!

Did you know that:
1] If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee?
2] The strongest muscle in proportion to its size in the human body is the tongue?
3] Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie?
4] The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet?
5] Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour?
6] A person cannot taste food unless it is mixed with saliva?
7] The average person falls asleep in seven minutes?
8] A new chapter's up?

BET YOU DIDN'T.

Hello ;(
Did you just see that winky sad face, yeeep, that's the right there!
So, most people know how OBSESSED I am with cats, well today, I got a dog! It's weird because my whole family are all scared of dogs, so we go and get a German Shepard. It's 9 weeks old and is the cutest thing ever ^.^
I decided to let the puppy rest and come and upload! WOO HOO!
So, chapter 21 is up, while you're reading it, I suggest you listen to Delta Goodroms song, 'wish you were here' it helped me write the chapter (:
BYYEEE

Cause I'm cool & all, I uploaded again! (: I hope you like the chapter.


CATS RULE!

I'M BBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK
Awkward moment when you didn't even know I was gone o.O
I missed you all so much! It was horrible without you! & today, when I got home, I was like YOU AND ME WITTY, TILL DEATH DO US PART.
Well, obviously, I'm here on your gracious profile to tell you that I have uploaded (:
I also made a song up, ready... It's 5 o'clock in the morning, *enter guys name* got h0rney. *enter girls name* said she was going to bed soon, so *enter guys name* snuck into her bedroom and they had all night until they heard their mamas come upstairs!
Hehehhheee, my fail of making up a song-thingy (:
But doesn't matter cause I have Witty!
Bye lovely! <3

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MR SMITHERS!!
I will never forget that one sentence up there, like every time someone sings the birthday song thingy, I think of that. Does any one else do that? :o
I had my pink mufti-day for breast cancer today, I honestly don't know how all you Americans (and anybody else who gets to wear whatever the f/ck that'd like to school) do it. I was struggling to find an outfit to wear just for one day!
Arghh!
A new chapter is up, I have exams in three weeks... EW! So, I don't know if the next chapter is going to be the last chapter for three weeks or if I'm going to continue. I'm yet to decide, because I really should be studding :/
Anyways, I love you && have a great night/day!
Xx Mariiaa

She's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Janis Ian. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Janis was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "Janis, I can't invite you, because I think you're lesbian." I mean I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their bathing suits. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on crack.
So, I thought that was very appropriate because I'm . Nope, still not appropriate but I swear, you can trust n o b o d y anymore. I feel like everybody hates me && a few days ago, I heard a few girls talking about me. The girls who are supposed to be some close friends. RAWR. Guess not.
I needed to get that out, excuse my rant hehehhehee
I LOVE MEAN GIRLS.
I think just about every body does. You know it came out in 2004...
BEWARE OF THE PLASTICS, Y'ALL! Tomorrow, at school, I'm having a pink-mufti day. I wish it was Wednesday, not Friday... that would be EPIC.
Okey dokey, a new chapter is up -- or maybe it isn't ;) You never know, you might go to my profile and be like -.- because you went there & I hadn't actually uploaded.
Mwahhhhaaaaahhhhhhaaaaahhhhhaaaaa

Hello lovely! <3
Guess what?!
*nobody answers and everybody looks around awkwardly*
No?
Ok. :c
I was going to tell you I put a new chapter up but you probably already realised that when you like, saw my username.
Things aren't awkward unless you make them [[I worked out]] and I make everything awkward. Even if its not awkward, I'll be like 'Awkward' and then it'll turn awkward.
I won't be uploading until Thursday, I wrote it in the authors note at the bottom of chapter but most of you probably don't even read that, or this. Imagine if I was just typing to myself & like nobody read it...
...Awkward...
I pretended to be one of my friends today, does any one else do that? We had a substitute for Maths though I think she already knew who we were ^.^ But for Science, even though the teacher was our normal teacher she played along with it.
...I want a BOYFRIEND.
IF I WAS YOUR BOYFRIEND I'D NEVER LET YOU GO!
I feel like I'm forever alone... what if all of Witty gets boyfriends/girlfriends and I'm the only single one with my 69 cats?!
I'm going to name my cats now, Mallory, Jade, Flower, Gromitt, White, Gray, Black, Blue, Pink, Purple, Lilac, Brown. 12 DOWN, 50 SOMETHING LEFT!

Hello you amazing human specimen.
I feel like horrible cause I like never upload anymore :( I'll upload after I remind everybody, if I can. School has been keeping me very busy and soon I won't be able to upload at all until my exams are over.
Eh... this notification-reminder thingy is so BORING. I think I'll just leave y'all to get on with your life.
Oh && I just wanna say RIP to Amanda Todd. Guys, if you haven't heard I suggest you watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ej7afkypUsc&feature=g-logo-xit
Xx Mariiaa

Hello you sexy beast,
today is a VERY special day, well to me at least. Today is this accounts first birthday... my baby is growing up :'o
I've been writing stories on this account for a whole year and I just want to say thank you, to all of you. Even if you've just started reading my stories. It means so much to me, you guys don't understand! I love you all <3
So, today, I guess I had a good day, better then yesterday. I had really bad day yesterday... :( && so I didn't upload. Bad excuse, I know.
New chapters up, if you haven't picked that up :D
My back like really hurts... I think it's because of the wild I had last night with Carlos Pena jr. {{Google him if you don't know him}}
BOMB, BOMB, YOU'RE A BOMB AND YOU CAN GIVE IT TO ME WHEN I NEED TO COME ALONG. BOMB, BOMB, YOU'RE A BOMB AND BABY YOU CAN TURN ME ON.
Yeepp.. excuse me... I get a bit excited... *.*

Hii (:
So, I thought I'd help you guys, k? So... what do you guys have fears of? Any of these?
Androphobia- Fear of men
Anuptaphobia- Fear of staying single
Caligynephobia- Fear of beautiful women
Genophobia- Fear of
Gynephobia - Fear of women
Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia- Fear of the number 666
Medomalacuphobia- Fear of losing an erection
Medorthophobia- Fear of an erect
Soceraphobia- Fear of parents-in-law
If you do... this is a w k w a r d.
Hm... I think my favourite is hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia or medomalacuphobia...
666
666
666
Random number. I dunno, maybe it means something...?
So, I uploaded! Woo Hoo! I also started school :( This term there is only 8 weeks, that's a good thing.
Ok, byeee!

I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food.

REMEMBER THAT YOU HORRIBLE HUMANS WHO EAT FISH!

FISH ARE FRIENDS, NOT FOOD!

I don't think I can really say that because, well by dad owns a seafood shop ^.^
Anyways, I uploaded two chapters today! Yah! I really, really enjoyed writing chapter 7 (: So, make sure you comment and whatever.
-Mariiaa

Suppidy dup!
...that sounded WAY cooler in my head and now that I'm reading it again, it sounds weird but I'll keep it there anyway.
So, I uploaded chapter four of I Met Him On Omegle, make sure you commmennnttt (:
Hm... what to say, what to say. Well, I met this guy on Witty ;) Me and a couple of friends went on Skype with him. He had a really, really, really hot friend and they were American but the original guy was a d/ck.
What a boring story.
I'd be a horrible story teller.
In my primary school, we used to do this thing called 'Circle Time.' The teacher would ask a question and we all had to answer it when we held the ball which was past around. The question was usually something deep.
LETS PLAY THAT GAME!
Question: *enter dramatic question here*
Me: *Answers dramatically* ((hands ball to you))
You: *Answer with some inspirational quote*

Heyheyhey! c:
Well, it is 11:34am on Saturday in Sydney, Australia. It is 21 degrees Celsius and the wind is coming at 37km/h. Today, the temperate is going to get to 24 degrees Celsius and will go as low as 9 degrees Celsius at night. Thanks for listening, I'm Maria. Stay tune for more daily weather forecasts.
That was a fun fact, wasn't it?
No?
Okay, so maybe you didn't need to know that but if one of you live in Sydney, Australia at least you know the weather! (:
I could like, never ever been a weather reporter. Or I could do mean girls style.
"Its 60 degrees and there's a 30% chance that its already raining." *feels boob*
New chapter's up, lovely

You really shouldn't wear makeup. You're messing with perfection!
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
Is your dad an art thief? Because you're a masterpiece.
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

I bet you guys are getting flustered from Marios amazing pick up line skills or whatever you'd call them.
That or you're like, 'D-I-N-O-S-A, you are a dinosaur.An O-L-D man, you're just an old man. Hitting on me, what? You need a CAT scan. Old man, why are you staring at me Mac on me and my friends, it's kind creepy. You should be prowling around the old folks home. Come on dude, leave us alone.
Yeepp... uh, so there isn't a new chapter or maybe there is ;) I'm not telling mwahhhhaaahhhhaaa
Byyee (: && sorry that this reminder is late! I had to go somewhere and didn't get enough time to finish.
** If you want a reminder you have to keep commenting, sorry, it's just easier for me :)