fivehourslater

Home alone, family-sized pack of Doritos,
23 cats and an internet connection?
Of course I won't throw a wild party all alone, that would be sad!

I Am Not The Only Strange Creature on Earth Fact #1:
Being driven insane by certain sounds is actually a mental disorder known as misphonia.
People who have misophonia are most commonly annoyed, or even enraged, by such ordinary sounds as other people clipping their nails, brushing teeth, eating, breathing, sniffing, talking, sneezing, yawning, walking, chewing gum, laughing, snoring, typing on a keyboard, whistling or coughing; certain consonants; or repetitive sounds. Some are also affected by visual stimuli, such as repetitive foot or body movements, fidgeting or any movement they might observe out of the corner of their eyes. Intense anxiety and avoidant behavior may develop, which can lead to decreased socialization. Some people may feel the compulsion to mimic what they hear or see.

Oh my God, I probably have a mental disorder.
 

If Fonts Were Students

Helvetica - That awesome kid everyone loves. Because, you know, he just dresses classy, and has an attractive face.

Arial - Helvetica's little brother. He's as good-looking as Helvetica (with a few barely noticable differences) and his dress sense is practically the same. He has his fans but some think he's just a wannabe of his older brother.

Courier New - She's a little mysterious and feels kind of dangerous to be around as she's been involved in a few... incidents, but people like her. She's considered a geek, but she's cool with it. She wears black hipster glasses.
 

Georgia - She's a country girl at hear and loves reading. She likes horseback riding and is pretty. She has dark brown curly hair and brown eyes, with a few freckles. She's a kind, generous person who is generally friends with everyone. Teachers like her.

Comic Sans MS - That really weird kid that nobody likes. He has one friend, Papyrus, who nobody likes either. He loves school and is enthusiastic about every single subject, to the point where he would rather study than hang with his friends. He's so optimistic that people kind of feel unnerved by him. He loves Diary of a Wimpy Kid. He will follow random people around school all day, asking them endless series of pointless questions,

Times New Roman - The smart, quiet, good-looking guy. He's good at Maths & English but doesn't show off about it. He keeps to himself and has a couple of close friends. Lots of girls crush on him but he doesn't seem to notice and doesn't really enjoy all the attention.

Trebuchet MS - She's seriously mysterious, but sophisticated. Wears a lot of black and wears shades most of the time.


 

If websites were high school students

Twitter: HEY GUYS, I'M WRITING! WITH A PENCIL! IN CLASS! HASHTAG WRITING WITH A PENCIL IN CLASS!
Facebook: Lol yolo someone come and impregnate me sweeeerve sassy lol yolo xD
YouTube: F*** all of you! Hahaha, video games. Music videos. Tutorials.
Tumblr: What he said, only again. Here's a picture of a cat! Hey, who's your OTP? Omg so tired and I hate everything.
Witty: Peasant b*tches better move outta my way.

it gets under your shirt
like a dagger at work
the first cut is the
deepest but the
rest still
flipping
hurts

I hide behind my jokes
                             as a form of

                                            ♥♥ p r o t e c t i o n ♥♥

                                                                                                                                                                                     i thought i was close but under further inspection

                                                                                                                           it seems i've been running in the wrong direction 

Cleverbot

Who does Sherlock love?

John Watson.

And who does John Watson love?

Sherlock Holmes.