fizzyglowingrock13

If I don't laugh at my own jokes then who will?

'We all have our other half.
          Personally I favour the second option but whatever.

POLICE: Where do you live?

ME: with my parents

POLICE: Where do your parents live?

ME: with me

POLICE: Where do you all live?

ME: together

POLICE: Where is your house?

ME: next to my neighbour's house.

POLICE: Where is your neighbours house?

ME: if i tell you, you won't believe me.

POLICE: Tell me.

ME: next to my house.

You grew up watching "classic" Disney movies
and that's what makes you a 90's kid?
How awkward is that considering
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs was 1937,
Cinderella was 1950,
Alice in Wonderland was 1951,
Lady and the Tramp was 1955,
Sleeping Beauty is 1959,
The Little Mermaid was 1989,
None of which are 90's and all are
"classic" so by that logic a f.ucking
5 year old could be a 90's kid.

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The First Three Words You See Are What You Want In Life
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