Flurr11*

Status: solve me if you can
Joined: November 16, 2011
Last Seen: 6 years
user id: 239178
Gender: F

Quotes by Flurr11*

No winter, you had your turn
Now let spring have it's turn,
and stop being so greedy
My poor English teacher
His wife is incredibly jealous and all, 
and so he's telling us a story about where one time
he was telling his wife that he was tutoring a student early in the morning one day
and how they had come up with an extremely interesting Literature philosophy
when his wife stops him and is all like, 
"Was this student..... a female?"  *dirty look*
And my english teacher is like, 
"Well, yeah there's nothing wrong with that.
It's not like my female students can do me wrong."
And my class got really silent,
as in our gears in our heads were turning trying to think dirty
and we burst out laughing.
And my teacher stopped for a split second, 
and was like, "Ahh damn it you guys... 
You know that's not what I meant."
And so the quiet girl in the corner says,
"I guess your wife does have a reason to worry about your "tutoring" your female students."


I will probably be talking about this class a lot, since most of the interesting things happen during this period



I absolutely love this class
Me: "Ughhh I hate people"
Friend: "You hate the people at this school? Well that's understandable."
Me: "No, like, I hate People."
Friend: "...."
Me: "......"
Friend: "......"
Me: "......"
Friend: ".....well then...."


 

When i say i don't like people, it's the stupid people I dont like. The try hards. the wanna be's. the populars who degrade the social outcasts like me.
that's who i mean by when i say i dont like people. 
don't get too offended. I'm just here to express my opinions of the outside world i normally wouldn't do out loud
because i don't belong here




Just kidding, I wouldn't say that to them
b/c
I have no friends


































































if you got offended or didn't like it, read my reasoning by tilting your screen



Don't judge or make assumptions. Ever~

 
So I was supposed to have been doing some AP Lit assignment this period with a sub,
and i haven't done anything but scroll and giggle once in awhile,
and so now I am having to look liked I am actually working,
but I am just typing nonsense so she thinks I'd doing what I'm supposed to be doing. Ha
No. Nonononono ABORT SHE'S COMING THIS WAY. No, stahppp!!
Someone distra-
........

Annnddd a bird just flew into our window...
You could see where it hit the window and slid down...
What even?!     Ok, I'm officially done with this class
My AP Lit teacher is the best
He is lanky, awkward, quiet in a loud way, odd, and doesn't like people. (The irony)
The man is a 6ft tall gorgeous blonde haired blue eyed version of me, 
like, it's terrifying how much in common he has with a socially awkward, people-skill deprived human being teenager.
He will go around the hallway squating to be people's height,
and it's the funniest thing ever to watch him pop his head up from the crowd of people, 
scream out "MINE!" like the birds from Nemo, 
and then scurry away with his hands tucked in his chest like a t-rex.
If you wouldn't want him as your english teacher, 
you don't know what you are missing, 
and anything you say is invalid.
So I was supposed to have been doing some AP Lit assignment this period with a sub,
and i haven't done anything but scroll and giggle once in awhile,
and so now I am having to look liked I am actually working,
but I am just typing nonsense so she thinks I'd doing what I'm supposed to be doing. Ha
No. Nonononono ABORT SHE'S COMING THIS WAY. No, stahppp!!
Someone distra-
........

Annnddd a bird just flew into our window...
You could see where it hit the window and slid down...
What even?!     Ok, I'm officially done with this class
What i learn in class :
Tyler has 7 apples, he eats 2. How many does he have left?


What my homework looks like :
Alex has 6 ice cubes and Angel has 9 mangos. How many pancakes will fit on the roof?


What my test looks like :
You have 25 apples, each one speaks fluent english and german and are about 3 inches long. What is the mass of the sun?

 



Only me? -___-

 

 Knowing the guy you like 
 doesn't like you back is bad enough, 
 but its worse 
 when you know that he likes 
 another girl 

Those sexy faces we make
when we brush our teeth