flossydossy

Status: thankyou to 124 followers you're beautiful <3
Joined: May 20, 2012
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 301115
Location: Britain
Gender: F

Hey awesome person thanks for visiting my profile sooo here is some stuff about me ;)
My name is Florence but call me floss I love singing reading writing and reading.i also love Taylor swift and reading the stories you post here on witty. I am writing a story called heartbroken check it out. My favourite colour is purple and I'm British and proud of it :) also my birthday is on 29th April do I have any twins? I'm single and not looking 4 a boyfriend and I have never had one lol if you need a shoulder 2 cry on or just someone to chat 2 I'm here :) and please check out hiyaxxx's profile and idarly's profile cus there awesome that's it 4 now so cyyyya P.S: if you leave a comment on the way out I would live you 4ever :)

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When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them.
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sad
it scares me that some people have to define themselves in terms of chemical reactions and cells and stars to feel any semblance of self-worth. defintions are ever-changing. surely you must know that?
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girl pockets: can fit a piece of lint. if you're lucky, two pieces of lint.
guy's pockets: can fit car keys, a notepad, a calculator, the neighbors dog, an apartment complex, the entire state of hawaii, and half of jupiter.
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     non-english speaker: I am awfully sorry
     at the terrible state of my
     English abilities, as for the
     English language is not my mother
     tongue. I hope you forgive me
     for every foolish mistake I make.

     english as first language: lol it okei





 
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637 0 jimmy365 jimmy365
cute




next time you're washing your hands next to
somebody, cup your hands under the tap water until the water overflows, then look at them dramatically and say "this water is getting out of hand." it's a guaranteed way to make friends. i have never tried it, but it's guaranteed.



 
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I wish we could feed our fat to the starving children in Africa
it would solve obesity in the United States
and starvation in Africa
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does anyone ever see things in their dreams
and then later in life see the exact same thing and freak out for a couple of seconds?



 
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Do you ever rub your eyes
         
             so hard that you just start entering some other galaxy of swirls and patterns



 

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justme





At the Brit Awards imagine if...

Taylor was about to sit down,  
Then Harry pulls her chair away
She falls and he shouts:
"Now you're lying on the cold hard ground"
omg.

 

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