flower875

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Joined: April 10, 2011
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Quotes by flower875

"Roxy like a puma!"

 
me: did you buy your pants on sale
 me: cuz at my house they would be 100% off
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getting up at five o'clock in the morning really messes with me.
How do I know this?
I spent 45 seconds staring at the back of my deodorant looking for the calorie count before I put it on.
Dear "I had a bad day",
 

There's a song for that.
 
 
 
Try this!

Go up to anybody,
ask them what a go-tee is.


They will touch their face.
heart if you remember;
Roxy
like a puma!
 
That one friend 
that finds something perverted
in every. single.sentence.
Mirror: Ohh, you're looking cute today!

Camera: LOL, no.

I love the term "we're expecting" when talking about pregnancy, because it sounds like there could be more than one outcome.

Yeah, we're expecting a baby.

But it could be a velociraptor.

Aye girls, do me a favor?
Walk to your bathroom and stand in front of the mirror. Rinse your face and remove the makeup, the fake eyelashes, and the hair extentions. Put your hair up in a ponytail and change into your sweats.
Did you do it?
Alright, now stand in front of the mirror and stare at your beautiful reflection for 3 minutes.
Now don't you dare criticize yourself.
Point out your strenghts and what makes you beautiful and unique. Your flaws are what makes you amazing. Now, go ahead and wear your makeup and dress to impress, but don't hide behind it. Let it only emphasize your natural, pretty face and wonderful body.

You're all beautiful in every shape, color and size.
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