flubber

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Joined: August 6, 2010
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 119638
hey my name is autumn i absolutely love volleyball. my favorite show in the world is degrassi. its simply amazing. my favorite person on there is eli goldsworthy. im so in love with him haha. hes just so gorgeous so yeah thats some things about me im just to lazy to say anything more so yeah well and im also really random so yeah thats all you need to know about me so bye bye

Quotes by flubber

a guy bought his girlfriend 8 roses for their anniversary , 7 real and 1 fake and said: i'll llove you until the last rose dies
you've got me feeling so fly like a G6 =)
Just gonna stand there and watch me crap but thats alright because i love the way it smells-love the way you lie
I've always wanted to have a black gay friend they just seem so cool 
Yo mama's so old she ran track with dinosaurs! 

Yo mama's so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals! 

Yo mama's so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook! 

Yo mama's so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade! 
Yo mama's so stupid that she sold the car for gas money! 

Yo mama's so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911?"! 

Yo mama's so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept! 

Yo mama's so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."! 
Yo mama's so ugly she made an onion cry! 
Yo mama's so fat she uses entire trees to pick her teeth! 
Yo Mama's so skinny she has to wipe her butt with dental floss