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How to annoy Pizza Hut:

Me: Hello, Pizza Hut?

Pizza hut: Yes? How can we help you?

Me: Can you give me the number for Domino's?

I might be wearing a northface and ugg boots.
My jeans might be True Religions.
My sweats are Victorias Secrets.
My purses are Coach.
My belts are Gucci.
But you know what?
I'd trade all the designers in the WORLD just to be happy.
To wake up with my parents being home, instead of being at work.

Girl: Omg, lyk, whut r u all up2? Dis iz so awsomee!

"Oh, c'mon, how much do you weigh? 110? 105?"

*Me and my Mom at a restaurant eating dessert*

Mom: My teeth hurt...

Me: Do you mean your dentures?

Mom: ...

Me: Did I just discover your deepest darkest secret?

Mom: No

Me: ...

Mom: My DEEPEST. DARKEST. SECRET. IS.................

Me: ...

Mom: I'M A MAN!!!

Me: *spits food everywhere and starts cracking up*

True story, my mom and i have hilarious convos