forever_and_beyond

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Joined: January 5, 2013
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hey wittians! <3

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Quotes by forever_and_beyond

  One day, a hunter and a wealthy 70 year old merchant were walking past each other. The hunter heard the merchant boast about how great his life was and how rich he was. The merchant said, "I'm a billionare, I have multiple mansions all over the world, and I have an amazing 25 year old wife that is pregnant with a little baby boy with me!"
  The hunter could not stand his boasting any longer, so asked the merchant, "You say that you have a 25 year old pregnant wife?"
  The merchant replied, "Yes. We're so happy together."
  The hunter nodded wisely and said, "I see....Let me tell you a story....One time, a hunter went to the woods and found a deer that he wanted to have for dinner. He took out an arrow and shot the deer. Then, he slipped and the arrow shot to the ground. However, the deer lay there, bleeding and dead. Why do you think was that?"
  The merchant thought about this. "Well, I'd say someone else shot the arrow."
  The hunter nodded. "I'd say the same thing."
*making quote*

Me: Aha, this should get at least 15 favs...

*quote gets 5 favs*
If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind
of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?

-Albert Einstein
That awkward moment when someone is wearing more makeup than clothes...
Friday <3 my second fave f-word
Other people:
Daughter: Daddy, can I please go to the mall with my friends on Saturday?
Dad: Sure honey.

Me: Dad, I'm gonna go on the computer.
Dad: No! Do your homework! I forbid you to have a social life! Or any life at all! You have TERRIBLE time management! Time management is the key!!!
Shouldn't truth or dare be renamed to


interrogation or humiliation?

 
Person: My kid is 24 months old.



Me: *starts to OCD* WHY CAN'T YOU SAY

2 YEARS OLD!? 2 YEARS OLD! HOW HARD

CAN IT BE?!?!?! SAY IT! SAY IT!
Me in class

Teacher: Ohhh, I forgot to write this for your homework...ffffffffffffff

All of us: *gasp*

Teacher:fffffflauhulaughaluahauhula. heh.

 
losing him was blue like i've never known

missing him was
dark grey all alone

forgetting him was like trying to know somebody you never met....

but loving him was red <3