*teacher calls name
on roll*
normal people:Here!
me: *has been preparing for this moment for
the last ten minutes*
*sends email*
normal people: logs out.
me: immediately goes to sent items and
reads it again.
*arrives early to event*
normal people: Sorry I'm a little
early!
me: *waits in car until it's deemed
socially acceptable to arrive*
*somebody was mean to me*
normal people: argues, then forgets
it.
me: spends the next six years winning
arguments against them in the shower
*remembers embarassing moment from years
ago*
normal people: *laughs*
me: cringes and obsesses over what
could have been done differently.