forgetmenotforever
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I just saw a quote in "Top Quotes Today". It said,
"This quote does not exsist". It was posted 4 decades
ago. And I forgot to get a screen shot. FML.
Me: Haha, hey guess what?
Best Friend: What?
Me: I finally found something I'm good at! BREATHING!! :D
Best Friend: Kaley, you have asthma...
Me: Oh yeah... :(
Best Friend: What?
Me: I finally found something I'm good at! BREATHING!! :D
Best Friend: Kaley, you have asthma...
Me: Oh yeah... :(
My friend and I were texting about the guy I
like. I have posted it here for your enjoyment.
Me: I accidently let my 9-year-old cousin read my text messages.
My Friend: Did she see the one about Andrew's add?
Me: Naw, I already told her about that. He's a real math whiz ;)
My Friend: Oooh, KALEY! Math talk...
Me: I accidently let my 9-year-old cousin read my text messages.
My Friend: Did she see the one about Andrew's add?
Me: Naw, I already told her about that. He's a real math whiz ;)
My Friend: Oooh, KALEY! Math talk...
I can't begin to
understand
your pain
Why you count
every pound
you lose or gain
But it's true my eyes
do not decieve
You're beautiful to everbody
You're beautiful to me
your pain
Why you count
every pound
you lose or gain
But it's true my eyes
do not decieve
You're beautiful to everbody
You're beautiful to me
Me Trying To Use The
Bathroom
(emphasis on
"trying")
Me: Oh, man, I
have to pee. *walks to bathroom*
Me: *checks behind shower curtian for murderers*
Me: *checks under sink for murderers*
Me: *checks ceiling for Spider-Man*
Me: *checks out window for murderers/Spider-Man*
Me: *gets distracted by shiny object (AKA hairbrush)*
Me: *brushes hair*
Me: *forgets what I was doing in the first place and leave*
*FIVE MINUTES LATER*
Me: Oh, man, I really have to pee.
Me: *checks behind shower curtian for murderers*
Me: *checks under sink for murderers*
Me: *checks ceiling for Spider-Man*
Me: *checks out window for murderers/Spider-Man*
Me: *gets distracted by shiny object (AKA hairbrush)*
Me: *brushes hair*
Me: *forgets what I was doing in the first place and leave*
*FIVE MINUTES LATER*
Me: Oh, man, I really have to pee.
Person: Yeah, I run five
miles every day and do like a million sit-ups. Health is soooo
important to me.
Me: *half eaten jar of Nutella in hand* B/tch, I could kick your a$$ at Temple Run.
Me: *half eaten jar of Nutella in hand* B/tch, I could kick your a$$ at Temple Run.
A world to myself,
that nobody knows,
a heart to myself,
that nobody's broken.
that nobody knows,
a heart to myself,
that nobody's broken.
My Friend: "Do you believe
in big foot?"
Me: "Duh. I believe in the Lochness Monster, of course I don't believe at bigfoot!"
My Friend: "What????"
Me: "Duh. I believe in the Lochness Monster, of course I don't believe at bigfoot!"
My Friend: "What????"
Save the earth.
It's the only planet with cupcakes.
It's the only planet with cupcakes.
Test your tongue
Find the 3 and get a kiss tomorrow.
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS3SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
*find the B DON'T skip or your wish won't come true
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Once you found the 'B' find the mistake
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYNZ
Once you found the mistake Find the 1
lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
lllllllllllllllllllllll1llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Once you found the 1. Find the 6
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999996999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999
once you found the 6 find the N (it's hard!!!)
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Once you found the N... find the Q
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
find the i
llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Now make 2 wishes!
*~ they will come true~*
Now as soon as you make ur 2 wishes repost this as "test ur tounge" ;)
if u don't your wishes won'come true ;(
You got 20 minutes! Hurry!!!!!