forrealzbitch

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Joined: July 29, 2012
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Quotes by forrealzbitch

I really wanna run run far away

its actually a funny story why i cant get a boyfriend.

you see i am a swimmer and i have a lot of muscles and i have really broad shoulders so i tower over them i also dont put up with any sh*t

..therefor they are all scared of me..

Tom Daley:

'If I had a girlfriend, she'd have to understand that diving is my priority'

 

Me:

I understand i really do understand now take off your shirt(:

Please read

Last night my mom had a dream

she dreamed that there was an earthquake in the center of ther earth causein the whole world to be covered in water at 6;10PM and no one would survive we would all drown

kinda like 2012

she called her boyfriend and he said he wanted to spend his last day with his grandson and my mother said she wanted to spend it with her kids me and my brother my mother said to him see you in the other world

as the wave started approaching my mother asked us if we wanted to wear our life vests and try to float and we told her whatever she wanted to do

and she told us that there was a better life after this one

therefor we died and passed over to the second life



Honestly
I hate my friends.

Format Credit: Breeze / USMarineCorps2013

Bones are out this year

Curves are in

Dont spend your time on the guy who walked out

Spend it on the one that let you cry on his shoulder

 

you wont die alone

i promise

If Zuko from

Avatar: The Last Airbender

were a real person

i would totally do nastay

things to that man(:

*At waterpark with bestfriend
Bestfriend:
*smiles at a cute guy who was checking her out but was about 10 years older
Me: *makes a wierd face
Hot guy: *looks at me making a wierd face at him and starts to run
Me: opps i scared him off again(:
Bestfriend: and this is why we r bestfriends(:

I've lied I've loved I've fallen I've failed I've tested I've taken I've broke I've been beaten
But i never cheated