dunner*

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Joined: August 1, 2013
Last Seen: 6 years
user id: 367917
Location: Around Town
Gender: F
 
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Quotes by dunner*


"Men's greatest weakness is their facade of strength.
Women's greatest strength is their facade of weakness."
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quote
I got my fingers laced together
And I've made a little prison
And I'm marking up everyone
Whose. Ever. Laid. A. Finger. On. Me.
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lorde

Tour guide: Our artifacts show the lives of a strong, resilient, ancient people that will be remembered.
In your generations terms I'll put it this way.
Your trends show that there are new people that will be remembered:
J.K. Rowling for writing a beloved world of wizards.
Usain Bolt for being the fastest man alive.
Obama for being the first black president of the USA.
Lady Gaga for her most creative outfits.
And Lindsay Lohan for making the stupidest of decisions.
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funny

Sometimes you look around at all the faces that surround you and
one face stays with you.
You ponder about that face for awhile.
You think to yourself,
"That guy looks like a Greg."
And you nod to yourself satisfied.
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mine

That moment when you and a person who mostly disagrees with you collide forces and hate on that one @sshat.
It's something beautiful.
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friendship

When the party is lame because of the lack of alcohol.
Y'all. Need. Jesus.

(did ya get it did ya get it)
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yallneedjesus

Please tell us no wait assert how "unique" and "different" you are while we're all struggling to find some tiny piece of sanity amidst your self indulgence. 
Seriously. 
It's not like we have anything better to do.


(seething sarcasm)
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ahhhh

It's messed up how we glorify the truly damaged. 
They need help not an encouragement to hurt themselves.
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help

Sometimes you look at a person and you think their drop dead gorgeous but after awhile they start to get look normal or just plain ugly. Other times you meet someone that you think is meh and then after awhile you wonder why you haven't noticed such a fine looking creature in your life.
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gorgeoustonot

That moment when your friends try to act all calm, professional, and collected around other people when you know that deep down they're a whole bowl of crazy.
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haha
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