dunner*

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Joined: August 1, 2013
Last Seen: 6 years
user id: 367917
Location: Around Town
Gender: F
 
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Quotes by dunner*


That few minutes of gymnastics because you're trying to remove really tight jeans.
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jeans

I think it's funny how we are forced to make decisions out of nowhere about our future's when we still don't know what the f*ck to do now.
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stress

Me: *starts dancing*
Person 1: What is she doing?
Person 2: Some sort of sacrificial ritual of sorts we best look away.
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haha

Random bar guy: Hey, did you fall out of heaven?
Robin: Yeah, 12 years ago when that pickup line died.
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haha

I don't care what kind of man you think you are or pretend to be. But when the first couple minutes of Up starts playing you bawl your eyes out in a fetal position and hug whatever soft being is nearest to you.
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nolienolie

So many people to prove wrong, so little time. 
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getready

I'll keep the memories keep your distance.

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over

Some days you realize you're not as grown up as you thought you were. And maybe holding on to childhood is the sanity you don't want to let go of .
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dontwanttogrowup

*Riding in a friend's car listening to 5 seconds of summer while belting out lyrics*
Friend 1: You look so perfect standing there!
Friend 2: In my Americ-
Friend 3:  AMERICAN APPAREL UNDERWEAR!!!!
Friend's dad: Wait what?! UNDERWEAR?
Four of us: Ummm uh 
Me: *in my head* sh-t sh-t sh-t
Friend 1: Umm it's about how even though this girl wears some hideous looking clothes because come on american apparel.. umm she still looks awesome and that no matter what she wears she looks beautiful and the guy just wants to tell her that. The moral of the story is that no matter what girls wear they are still absolutely perfect even with their flaws or bad under garment choices and any guy would fall in love with her despite that. 
Four of us: AMEN! Amen to that!

And that is the story of how we dodged an awkward interrogation and/or a ban from listening to our music from friend's dad.
 
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awkward

Sometimes I just spend my life worrying about the really important things.
Like learning how to whiste.
You know, stuff like that.
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ineedhelp
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