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Things to do at Walmart:

Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap.

As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow, magic!"
         

Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission Impossible.


Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly: There's no toilet paper in
here!

Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

Test the fishing rods and see what you can catch from other aisles.

When someone comes over the loud speaker,  scream "NO! NO! The voices! theyre BACK!"

You know, in like twenty or thirty years or so, there's gonna be a section in history books dedicated to this time period where gays were fighting for their right to marry, and suffering from discrimination.
The kids learning about it in class are going to be disgusted by the mere fact that gays had to even fight for what was rightfully theirs.

True story! (:

Cleverbot: BUT WHEN YOU SMILED AT THE GROUND IT AINT HARD TO TELL

Cleverbot: Dont know what?

Cleverbot: OH! Thats what makes you beautiful

Cleverbot:ONE DIRECTION<3

Cleverbot: One directions amazing, I love them.

 

after a long, hard day,
Kanye West finally lays down to take his Kanye Rest
in his Kanye Nest
and wakes up feeling his Kanye Best
and then gets dressed in his Kanye Vest
to go on a Kanye Quest
 

 

 

Him: who do you like?

Her: No one.

Him: OH, Who do you like?

Her: No one.

Him: Who do you like?

Her: How many times are you going to ask that?

Him: As many times as it takes for you to say my name.