freshcat102

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Quotes by freshcat102



O n l y  t r u s t  s o m e o n e  w h o  c a n  s e e  t h e s e  t h r e e  t h i n g s  i n  y o u :
the sorrow behind your smile
the love behind your anger
& the reason behind your silence.


 
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advice



person: what type of mouse walks on two legs?
me: i don't care
person: mickey mouse
person: what type of duck walks on two legs?
me: donald duck.
person: all ducks, idiot
me: clever
me: what type of person has two middle fingers and hates bad jokes?
me: THIS GIRL
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story


The highest I'm going to get on 4/20
is probably while I'm on the swing set.


 
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funny
belting out songs in the car

while your mom just watches.

 
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Dad: You should name your dog Sniffin'.
Me: Um, why?
Dad: So you can announce it like "Sniffin: The Thing All Dogs Do!"
Me:
Me: No, it sounds sexual.
Dad: 
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story

Louis's mustache♥

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celeb

did anyone else see zayn poke harry's cheek during his solo on snl?
♥

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funny

most popular things on witty:
one direction &
bill nye the science guy

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funny



his eyes
are blue when skies are grey
♥
 

 

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lyrics
Capitol: Tonight the audience is bored
Capitol: So let's get the girl on fire
Capitol: She'll burn brighter
Capitol: Than District One
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lyrics