Normal guy: I really wanna kiss you
Ed Sheeran: All I want is the taste that your lips allow
Normal guy: Let's cuddle
Ed Sheeran: Cover me up, cuddle me in. Lie down with me and
hold me in your arms
Normal guy: I want to hug you
Ed Sheeran: I was made to keep your body warm. Now I'm cold
as the wind blows so hold me in your arms.
Normal guy: She's a crack wh0re prostitute
Ed Sheeran: And in the pipe she flies to the motherland or sells
love to another man
Normal guy: Marry me?
Ed Sheeran: I could do without a tan on my left hand where my
fourth finger meets my knuckle.
Normal guy: I'm sad and lonely
Ed Sheeran: Cause lately I've been waking up alone. Paint
splattered teardrops on my shirt
Normal guy: I'm going to get wasted and sleep with someone to
forget about you.
Ed Sheeran: I wanna be drunk when I wake up, on the right side of
the wrong bed.
Normal guy: Expect me to drunk call you later.
Ed Sheeran: And that tonight I'll call ya, after my blood is
drowning in alcohol.