My my my
.. a whole lot of Insults
You're as fake as that padded bra
you're wearing
sweetie, if your going to be
two-faced;at least make one of them pretty
I never forget a face, but in
your case I'll make an exception
Laugh at your problems,
everybody else does.
"Call yourself a
supermodel, where's your professional
footballer?"-unknown
If I agreed with you, we'd
both be wrong
Don't be so humble - you are
not that great. ~ Unknown
The woman who tells her age is
either too young to have anything to lose or too old to have
anything to gain
She doesn't understand the
concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world
war eleven~
Joan Rivers
We'll love you just the way
you are if you're perfect~
Alanis Morissette
I'm not your type. I'm
not inflatable.
A thought crossed your mind?
Must have been a long and lonely journey
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to
the bone. - Dorothy Thompson
It ain’t the jeans that
make your butt look fat.