HAVE to do in a supa-market!!!
1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and
randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't
2. Set all the alarm clocks
in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato
juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee
and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in
housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk
and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layby.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET
FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the
camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in
if they'll bring pillows from the bedding
8. When a clerk asks if
they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me
9. Look right into the
security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your
10. While handling guns in
the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the
11. Dart around the store
suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible"
12. In the auto department,
practice your "Madonna look" using different size
13. Hide in a clothing rack
and when people browse through, leap out and say "PICK
ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement
comes over the loud speaker, assume the foetal position and
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room
and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly,
"There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw
them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
hope you like it