funkymonkey97

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"Have you even had your first kiss yet?"
"Yeah bro, of course!"
"Dude, your mom doesn't count."
"Yeah, but yours does."

OUCH!
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If you say:
Raise up lights
In an Australian accent, it sounds like
Razor blades

(favorite if you tried it)

nmf

She's got a broken heart;

He's got a broken Black Ops disc.

Guess who cried harder?



"What Hogwarts house are you in?"
"Umm.. GryffinHuffleSlytherclaw."

- this is what me & my little brother would always do xD


 

 

no, don't think i can help you with that.

I have to go walk my dog.

/////and i can only deal with one b i t c h at a time.\\\\\
  nmf/nmq.


Girl hacks her friends facebook

What's on your mind? ... Meghann Babe! Yuuh've Been Hacked By Ur Best Friiend Aiimeee! <3 xoxox |

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Guy hacks his friends facebook

What's on your mind? ... I'm gay.|

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Never take life seriously, nobody gets out alive anyway. 

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Day after a break-up?
Don't go to school in sweats with your hair in a messy bun; make-up streaming down your face.
Go in your best outfit, fix your hair so it's perfect, and put a big ol' smile on that face.
Make that douche regret ever letting you go

 .be.strong. 



 
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