funnymonkey15

Person: "What do you want to be when you get older? "

 

Me: "Good enough."

When you see somone from
school on the weekend: 

I wanna be a unicorn

you left me 
even though you 
        promised 
you wouldn't 
but I already 
knew you would 
because 

      everyone leaves 
in the end.

 

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So today I was walking out of class only to find a pile of poop in the middle of the hallway. 
OMG WHO POOPED IN THE HALLWAY. 
what is wrong with this world.

You like a new girl EVERY week.

Tomorrow is "boys hug girls day"..
Well I think we all know who will be getting hugs.(;
Not me.

Things that fall:
Petals
Teardrops
Snowflakes
Rain
Stars
Sun
And I,
For you.❤

mom: so when you're older are you going to cook?
sister: no.
mom: how are you going to eat?
sister: thats what mcdonalds is for...

me: wow. what.