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for 13 days



OH MY GOSH I MISSED YOU SO MUCH
 
I spell one word wrong and some was like omg you spelt that wrong loser, and i said thanks :( this is he message i got back
Your welcome, If you wanna make a quote, please get a diconary, Or atleast read it befor summiting it.Thank you for your time you shall now be blocked& ignored. I have reading writing problems so its hard for me to spell





Two wrongs dont make

a right

but two Wrights make a

plane!

Haha should i do more?
 

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Did you know...

Canabals dont eat

clows cause they taste

funny
This made me laugh!
 

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Why do noses run,
And feet stink
Mind=blown





Forever Alone #1

Let other drivers merge

Just wanted someone

to wave to me


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Looking for One Direction?
 

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nmq. NO HATE COMMENTS PLEASE!

One Direction is more than a boy band, they're brothers<3

Harry taught me to do whatever makes you happy no matter what people think.

Louis taught me to be my self and have fun.

Niall taught me to be different and laugh at everything.

Liam taught me to never give up on my dreams.

Zayn taught me to face my fears.

1D taught me WHAT MAKES ME BEUTIFUL. I WANT to go to ther concert badly. they got ONE THING that makes them amazayn. i stay UP ALL NIGHT. 1D takes me to ANOTHER WORLD when i hear ther music. they STOLE MY HEART when i hear ther songs. I WISH i can meet them.

only a TRUE DIRECTIONER would noe what the cap words are!!!

Letting out my anger 2


i helped this girl whith her job babysitting everyday for a month and never complained about not getting payed but she got 20 dollars a day and i did everything she just watched tv i was helping this little boy and having fun not getting payed and since i stoped helping her she has complained about her JOB she said i could never do what she does because im lazy and she thinks she is amazing but also she goes around making fun of people who play xbox because he cousin who is 7 cant read because he played xbox 24-7 and she makes fun of me for that also she goes around with the money she makes rubbing it in peoples face and i told my friend i wanted a plasma screen tv and guess what she did bough one and told me all about it for DAYS! she thinks she is an awesoe drawer because she TRACES EVERYTHING and its not good tacing its so bad you can tell and when i told her she denied it...she was in the smart kids club because she copied off my answers all the times during an couple classes and would cheat and then i soon relized when i got introuble because my work was bad but sounded likes hers but worse so i got in trouble for cheating! Thanks if u read the whole thing most likly post more later and about diffrent peopel