funnyquotess

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Joined: September 23, 2013
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user id: 372198
Gender: F
yo.




 

Quotes by funnyquotess





My life is like a candle.


Because if you forget about me I'll burn your f/cking house down. 




 




what app can i use to download a pretty face







You can go shave your back now.
Me: Breath if you wanna date me.

*everyone holds their breathe and dies*

oh.
Mom:
How are your grades this semester? 

Me:
Mother what's important is that we have our health.
I hate going to
school
because I always see people
from school
there. 
If you have a crush on someone

STOP RIGHT NOW


because they will ruin your life and
make you cry forever.

 
it's weird how in movies
the hot guy is always the
loner that no one wants to date,
and i'm over here like



hey i'm available. 
My Hobbies: 

-eat
-eat
-eat
-complain i'm getting fat
-eat
-ugly without makeup
-ugly with makeup
-ugly in the morning
-ugly in the afternoon
-ugly at night
-ugly