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funnyquotess
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My life is like a candle.
Because if you forget about me I'll burn your f/cking house down.
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lol
what app can i use to download a pretty face
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lol
You
can
go
shave
your
back
now
.
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funnyquotess
movie
Me: Breath if you wanna date me.
*everyone holds their breathe and dies*
oh.
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story
M
o
m
:
How are your grades this semester?
M
e
:
Mother what's important is that we have our health.
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story
I hate going to
school
because I always see people
from school
there.
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school
If you have a crush on someone
STOP
RIGHT NOW
because they will ruin your life and
make you cry forever.
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lol
it's weird how in movies
the hot guy is always the
loner that no one wants to date,
and i'm over here like
hey i'm available.
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lol
My Hobbies:
-eat
-eat
-eat
-complain i'm getting fat
-eat
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lol
-ugly without makeup
-ugly with makeup
-ugly in the morning
-ugly in the afternoon
-ugly at night
-ugly
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funny
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