rock,
paper,
scissors.
i understand
how scissors can
beat paper,
and how rock can
beat scissors, but
there is
n | o || f | r | e | a | k | i | n | g || w | a | y
paper can beat
rock. is
paper supposed
to
m a g i c a l l y wrap itself around rock and
leave it i m m o b i l e ? why the hell can't
paper do this to
scissors?
actually,
s
c
r
e
w s
c
i
s
s
o
r
s
,
why can't paper do this to
p e o p l e ?
why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook
paper
constantly s u f f o c a t i n g students
while they're taking notes in class? i'll tell you why:
because paper
can''t beat a n y b o d y . a rock can
tear that crap up in t w o s e c o n d s. when i play
rock,
paper, scissors, i always choose
rock. then when
somebody
c l a i m s to have beaten me, i'll punch them in the face with
my
c l e n c h e d f i s t and say, "oh,
i'm
sorry i thought your
paper
would
protect
you."
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