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My chinese cookie fortune:

When working towards the solution to a problem, it always helps if you know the answer

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If you know what this is suposed to mean please comment!

:/

Beauty is not caused. It is.
-Emily Dickinson

Random Questions About Me:
Spell your name without vowels: ll
Your favorite number: 5
What color do you wear most?: blue
Least favorite color?: icky green
What are you listening to?: my ipod
What is your favorite subject in school?: english or math
Are you outgoing?: nope
Favorite pair of shoes?: my striped pair of uggs
Can you dance?: not at all
Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth?: no
Can you whistle? yeah but not well
Write with both hands?: no
Cross your eyes: yah
Walk with your toes curled?: yes
THE DO'S
Do you believe there is life on other planets?: why not
Do you believe in miracles?: yes
Do you believe in magic?: depends
Love at first sight?: yeah
Do you like roller coasters?: yeah
Do you know how to swim?: yes
Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows?: no way

THE HAVES
Have you ever been on a plane?: yes
Have you ever asked someone out?: no
Have you ever been to the ocean?: yeah!
Have you ever painted your nails? yeah

THE WHATS
What is the temperature outside?:cold
What radio station do you listen to?: Z100
What was the last thing you bought?:chapstick
What was the last thing on TV you watched?: Two Broke Girls
THE WHOS
Who was the last person you IM'd? I dont have one.
Who was the last person you took a picture of? my little sister
Are you a happy person?: yes
What can make you happy?: family, friends, vacations, comedies, jokes,
Do you wish you were happier?: sometimes
Can music make you happy?:yes
How many times have you had your heart broken?: not that many

LOOK AT ME
What is your current hair color?: brown and like blonde at the ends (cuz its sun bleached, I never dyed my hair)
What does your hair look like now? OK, but thats only cause I straightened it, usually its acurly, frizzy mess.
Have any tattoos?: nope
Eye color?: greenish blue

CURRENTLY WEARING
What shirt are you wearing? pink aeropostale shirt (for Valentines DaY :) )
Pants: jeans
Shoes?: uggs
Necklaces?: An "A" necklace (initial neclace)
HAVE YOU EVER
Been to jail:no
Ran away from home: no.
Laughed so hard you cried: yes
Thrown up in a store: no, but i've thrown up outside of a library. LOL
Wanted to be a model: ha, No
Done something really stupid that you still laugh about?: of course
seen a dead body: on tv...
skinny dipping: no

1. Were you named after anyone?: no,
2. When was the last time you cried?: today, LOL
3. Do you like your handwriting?: no
4. What's your favorite lunch meat?: roastbeef
7. Do you use sarcasm?:nooo ;)
8. Do you still have your tonsils?: Yea
9. Would you bungee jump?: maybe
10. What is your favorite cereal?: honey bunches of oats
11. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?: sumtimes
13. What is your favorite ice cream?: cookies and cream
14. What is the first thing you notice about people:  ttheir kindness
15. Red or pink: PINK
16. What is your least favorite thing about yourself?: my flat chest
17. Who do you miss the most?: being a little kid
18. Do you want everyone to complete this list?: yeah
21. What are you listening to right now?: ipod music (isnt this a reapeated question)
22. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?: idk tickle me pink, lol
23. Favorite Smells?: cookies, new car, brown sugar and fig(Bath and Body Works), CHristmas time, the bay,
 

Corny Valentines day jokes

Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?
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She didn’t suit his taste.



What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
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“Stick with me and we’ll go places.”

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Thanks Sandrasaurus_ for the links to create backrgrounds and pics!