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getlifted420
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fook the po leeese.
Joined:
December 13, 2012
Last Seen:
1 decade
user id:
341942
Location:
New Jersey
Gender:
F
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I kiss the soil as if I placed a kiss on the hands of a mother, for the homeland is our earthly mother. I consider it my duty to be with my compatriots in this sublime and difficult moment ♥
Hey, I'm Amy.
I like bacon.
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BAH HUMBUG!
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12/22/12
well this is awkward...
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don't worry mayans, if you get it wrong it's not the end of the world...
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& what if you could grow weed with a chia pet... i'll just let that sink in
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if a zombie apocalypse were to happen in vegas...
would it stay in vegas?
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cute old man pick up line: hey baby, you better call life alert because i've fallen for you and can't get back up (;
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wearing crocs to protect your virginity.
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is google a girl or a boy? it's obviously a girl because it won't let you finish a sentence without
giving suggestions.
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i whip my stairs back and forth
-halls of hogwarts
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i'm supposed to wear a shell but i don't
#SLUGLYFE
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