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If I'm about to sleep, I'm either really tired and fall asleep right away, or stay all night rolling in my bed thinking about murphy's law. There's no in between.

Probably the only reason why I don't keep a fridge in my room is to feel like I'm not inside my room all the time.

that akward moment when my sim has a better body than I do...

I've always had trouble in knowing whether a woman is pregnant, or if she's just a little fat. I mean, am I the only one that has asked a fat woman: "aaww when are you due?". And then feeling ashamed of yourself because the woman just got offended thanks to you. Now I have a fear of asking women if they're pregnant. 

Typical Situation in Movies

guy: *very nervous because he's giving a speech*
guy: *looks at the cards he prepared for the speech*
guy: *looks at the crowd and gets inspired*
guy: *puts down the cards and suddenly stops being nervous, giving a great speech*
crowd: *claps* *cheers*

Hi everybody. I'm Mexican, and I was just wondering about all of the sterotypes that you guys have about us. I know you guys think we ride horses and wear ponchos, but we have normal homes and stuff . Soooooooo, tell me, how do you guys think we live?

mom: you shouldn't curse, you're a lady.
me: ok
me: *blinks*
mom: WHO THE HELL FORGOT TO WASH THEIR F/CKING PLATE?!

That Akward Moment
between birth and death

My friends and I went to an orphanage to play with some kids. It was beautiful, honestly. I just wanted to share it with all you guys. (I'm the one in the green shirt) :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGSLbAaYJAw&feature=youtu.be 

Does anybody know when is the next "End of the World"?