Here's the
situation Been to every nation Nobody's ever made me feel the
way that you do You know my motivation Given my
reputation Please excuse me I don't mean to be
rude But tonight
I'm FXCKING
you! Oh
you know.
Dear
banana, I am tired of eating you
in one whole bite because it looks so perverted, I am going to just eat you
piece by piece, that way people stop giving me that akward
look. sincerely yours, banana
lover.