giraffequeenxo

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Joined: December 26, 2011
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Quotes by giraffequeenxo

what they say: i just have to unplug the internet

for a few seconds


 

what i hear: we’re turning off life support

Why do people that have glasses pull them off when they're shocked?
 
I’m sorry, was it so surprising that you forgot you were visually impaired?!



 
Dear Santa, I know its early, But this Christmas, I want One Direction.

If that's too expensive, you don't need to put clothes on them.
One Direction: Your insecure, dont know what for,

Me: do you want a list
I love how 2 months ago barley anyone would talk about 1D, but now everyone's a " Huge fan" ..

I feel like my biggest secret has been told to the world.


I wish someone cared.

Paul and One Direction at the Super Market. 

Niall: Look at all the food. 
Liam: Niall.. focus, what's on the list? 
Harry: Look at all the sexy mums here! 
Louis: I thought we had something.. 
Paul: Everyone focus! -HARRY COME BACK HERE. 
Niall: *fills shopping trolley with food* 
Liam: LOOK TOY STORY! 
Louis: Harry, don't leave me. 
Harry: I love you Louis... 
Niall: I need another shopping trolley
Paul: NIALL PUT SOME OF THAT FOOD BACK. 
Liam: Focus on the list.
Harry: *to a check out girl thats older* I'd like to check YOU out. 
Louis: Harrryyyyy. 
Niall: *opens a pack of food.* 
Paul: HARRY GET BACK HERE, NIALL STOP IT. 
Liam: Can I get the toy story dvd... paul? 
Paul: No.
Liam: But Paaaauuuuulll. 
Harry: So many milfs,
Louis: HAROLD IS MINE. 
Niall: Foooood glorious foooood.
Zayn: Vas Happenin? 
Paul: I did not sign up for this.
 she lies tonight
Underneath the caving roof
And she cries tonight
Wondering what she can do
And she tries tonight
Remembering who she once knew
But they've died inside
Another empty bottle takes a life.


Governments that want to control the Internet are SOPAthetic.
Words will be just words,


Till you bring them to life.