glitter162*

Status: I'm back to make you laugh.
Joined: November 18, 2012
Last Seen: 4 years
user id: 339145
Location: Out of your league. Nah, I'm really not.
Gender: F

Quotes by glitter162*

 

I like how Iggy is in

the fast lane from LA to Tokyo even though there is a gigantic f/cking ocean in between







 






Me: *checks phone*
Me: Guys please I can't answer all 0 messages at once








 

There should be an emoji

keyboard for computers







 

 

When I was little,

I thought that Jesus was a chicken strip because in one Christmas song it said he was tender and mild. You know what else is tender and mild? A chicken strip.







 

 

In my high school English

class we read a story about this woman who killed her husband with a frozen lamb leg and then while she was waiting for the cops to come she cooked it and then fed it to them so the murder weapon was gone. I aspire to be that woman.







 

 

People are scared to

"double text" but I literally send 7 paragraphs in a row







 

 

Me in any situation:

I think I'm coming off as annoying







 

 


When little kids scream

I want to look them in the eye and scream 10 times louder to show them who's boss










 

 

One time in first grade

I asked my teacher if I could drink water and she said to swallow my spit








 

 


There’s nothing more

irritating than songs that you don't like but are catchy