glitter162*

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Joined: November 18, 2012
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user id: 339145
Location: Out of your league. Nah, I'm really not.
Gender: F

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Okay, so a few days ago, I walked into a nearby library,
and in the computer section I saw a sign that said:
"Every time you make a mistake, the errorists win".






 
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Where do white girls live?
The White House






 
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Me: *eats my weight in Halloween candy* Why aren't I skinny yet







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Stereotypical White Girl: *cries* My daddy won't pay for my nose job







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Me: Dad, I'm cold
Dad: Go stand in a corner
Me: Why?
Dad:
Me:
Dad: The corner is 90 degrees.







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Phineas: I know what we're gonna do today!
Ferb:
Ferb: Of course you do, you triangle-headed c*nt. Maybe I wanted to decide what to do today. Did you ever think of that? No. You never think about what I want, you f*cking b*tch. We have the funds to prevent natural disaster and cure cancer, but no, you'd rather f*ck around and build rollercoasters and sh*t. Someday I will end your f*cking life, just you wait and see.







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*grandpa voice* See, back in my day, the bathroom was used for taking a sh*t, not pictures







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*new Justin Bieber album released*
Me: Don't you hear the people sing
Me: Sing the song of angry men







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Mom: What does IDK, ILY, and TTYL mean?
Me: I don't know, I love you, talk to you later.
Mom: Okay, I'll ask your sister







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Neil Armstrong: *travels to moon*
Neil Armstrong: *takes 5 photos*

Me: *went to bathroom*
Me: *takes 37 photos*







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