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Person: What does the fox-
Me: *swoops in*
Me: *puts hand over mouth*
Me: NO







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Okay, so last week after
volleyball practice, I walked back into the school building to find maple syrup splattered across all of the lockers. A mysterious pair of snowshoes were leaning against the wall. My friend walked in behind me, took one look around and said, "The Canadians were here."








 
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Dear Boiling Water,
Sorry, I can't get hard today, I just got laid last night.

Sincerely,
Egg








 
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When a book does not
adequately describe a character, so you just fill in the blanks but later you actually get a description so you just want to shout, "WRONG! YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE AND NOW YOU ARE WRONG!"








 
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Dear Mom,
I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, neither can a boy.

Sincerely,
help me, I'm stuck.








 
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When people say 'pls' just
because it's shorter than 'please', I feel perfectly justified to answer 'no' because it's shorter than 'yes'








 
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Whoever said money doesn't
buy happiness didn't know where to shop








 
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What does the fox say?!
Nothing, after all, the fox is an animal and incapable of human speech








 
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Person: You look pretty today!
Me: Was I ugly yesterday?








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Looks like Billy Ray put
too much loco in Miley's hot cocoa






 
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