glitterandnightmares

Status: forever alone
Joined: July 25, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: September 16
user id: 199402
Gender: F

hi i'm karley, and i adore you
 

glitterandnightmares's Favorite Quotes


The freshman girl, oh so shy, sits and watches the sophmore guy.

The sophmore guy, his head in a whirl, sits and watches the junior girl.

The junior girl, in her red sedan, sits and watches the senior man.

But the senior man, all hot and wild, secretely loves the freshman child.

nmq/nmf

 
Fulllllhouse. ;)

Danny:  Joey, Rebecca is pregnant..
Joey: PREGNANT?
Kimmy, Dj, Stephanie: PREGNANT
Stephanie: Wait.... Whose pregnant?
Joey: Uh......... I am
Michelle: WAY TO GO JOEY!
 
The Amazing Spiderman #1
Peter: Ahem, you know, if you're going to steal cars, don't dress like a car thief
Car Thief: You a cop?
Peter Parker: You seriously think I'm a cop in a skintight red and blue suit?
i saw a photo taken of a boy's facebook page- (he was probably about, 18-20.)
Another boy had commented, he said,

"your girlfriend is HOT."


This is how the boy replied:
"My girlfriend is 'hot?' My girlfriend is 'hot?' You have the entire english language with it's vast spectrum of adjectives to descibe my girl friend, and you settle for 'hot?!'

My girlfriend is far beyond beautiful. My girlfriend is enamoring, enrapturing, captivating, ravishing, lovely, incredible, overwhelming, adorable, alluring, enticing and radiant. She's a stunner- she'll take your breath away before you have the hcance to introduce yourself. Her eyes constantly shine with joy, even in the midst of pain or sadness. She's a fireball that i can barely handle, but i can tell you that you wouldn't stand a chance. She has a mind that can tear yours to shreds, considering the one you chose to describe her with is 'hot.'

Don't ever degrade my girlfriend like that again.
"

^^ that's what he said, word for word. wow.
*At home* Me: "I want to go out, I want friends."
*When I go out* Me: "I want to go home, I hate people.

I like turtles because they're so chill. They don't hurt anyone.
They're just like "Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat
some lettuce. But I'm gonna take my time getting there, I'm
in no rush. Because.....I'm a turtle."

nmq

 
 
me when i go out: i should have stayed.

me when i stay home: i should have gone out.

me im around people: i want to be alone 

me when i'm alone: i want to be around people.

me when i'm mean: i need to be nicer.


me when i'm nice: i need to be meaner.



 
me: why are those guys staring at me?

me:is there something on my face?

me:is there something on my shirt?

me:they're probably laughing at how ugly i am.

me:they probably find it amusing how fat i am.


friend:maybe they think you're cute.


me:are you stupid or something?


tumblr.
me: ugly people exsist to make pretty people stand out
me: so thats my contribution to society
me:
me:
me:

me: you're welcome.
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