glitterandnightmares

Status: forever alone
Joined: July 25, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: September 16
user id: 199402
Gender: F

hi i'm karley, and i adore you
 

glitterandnightmares's Favorite Quotes


At the mall w/ my cousin,

*Little girl comes up to my cousin*
Little girl:Excuse me? May I ask you a question?

My cousin: Well umm yea of course(:

Little girl: Is she your gf? *pointing at me*

My cousin: No um she is just my cousin, is there a reason for your question?

Little girl: Well its b/c I just saw a couple & the guy bought the girl candy & I've been looking for a handsome guy to be my bf for him to buy me candy. I thouhgt maybe you could be my bf!:D

My cousin: Awwe where's your mummy?

Little girl: In that store she told me not to annoy her so I'm standing here looking for my future bf.



My cousin then left running & came back with 4 different packages of candy & handed them to her.The little girl went running w/ her mom & told her. The mom then tried returning the cnayd but my cousin denied & said anything for my gf. He hugged her gave a kiss in the cheek & told her bye(:


That little girl was too adorable!And my cousin like always the gentleman:P
 

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When your friends make plans right in front of you, and you aren't invited. Yeah.. that hurts.
840 18 LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
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Your nuts! I like it.
                                                                                              

This is one of those moments when proper grammar changes the entire meaning of a statement.
 
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I WAS HUNGRY SO I BOUGHT SOME ANIMAL CRACKERS AT TARGET.

Cashier guy:  Ok that will be 1.39
Me:  Uh can I get a bag too please?
Cashier guy:  *Gives me a weird look but hands me a small bag* 
Me:  Thank you I think people might look at me funny if they see me walking around the mall with animal crackers you know
Cashier guy:  What just be like "YEAH I LIKE ANIMAL CRACKERS AND WHAT"
Cashier guy (As I'm leaving):  DON'T LET THE HATERS BRING YOU DOWN YOU EAT THOSE ANIMAL CRACKERS GIRL!
Tumblr 

 
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When a boy calls you...

beautiful- it means he likes your looks
hot- it means he likes your body
pretty- it means he likes your face
sexy- he would love to do stuff to you...
funny- it means he likes the way you make him smile
nice- it means he likes how giving you are
amazing- it means he's never met a girl like you before
but when he calls you cute...
it means he likes everything about you. Just the little stuff that you hate about yourself that makes you who you are. the quirks that we all have. The insecurities that you have. It means he loves you, but for you, not for all of the superficial stuff.

find a boy who thinks your Cute
 
657 18 CrazyFootballChick CrazyFootballChick
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I wish guys and girls
could have sleepovers
without
it being a big deal. 

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901 3 BravoSierra BravoSierra
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A conversation I overheard at a bar

Guy 1: Hey there.
Guy 2 Hey. What's up?
Guy 1: Nothing much. I just want to say you're really cute.
Guy 2: Thanks dude!
Guy 1: So who are you here with?
Guy 2: Oh my girlfriend just went to the bathroom.
Guy 1: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were straight.
Guy 2: It's cool, man.
Guy 1: You don't mind me calling you cute?
Guy 2: Hey, a compliment's a compliment, no matter who it comes from.
2954 61 BravoSierra BravoSierra
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Normal flirting: hey babe, you're so pretty and sweet. may I get your number?
Me flirting: if you were a potato, you'd be a nice potato.
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I want a relationship where,


we talk like bestfriends, play like kids, argue like husband and wife, & protect eachother like siblings.

 

nmf
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