gmarie

Status: Doing my math homework last because it's fun.
Joined: June 15, 2012
Last Seen: 8 years
Birthday: April 17
user id: 308927
Location: Somewhere over the Rainbow... jk I live in Pennsylvania
Gender: F
^^ I have long hair.... and I like climbing trees...??? Yeah, I know, I'm awesome. Let's not make a big deal about it. :P jk

Heyy!!! I'm Grace and I'm 14 years old and my birthday is 17 April... I'm an only child but I have a dog, a cat, a rabbit, and 5 chickens to make up for that :) I love learning but I hate tests, homework, and group projects. My friends are the bestest people I know and I like to spend time with them. The saying "Families are like fudge, mostly sweet with a few nuts" doesn't quite descibe my family... my family is a bit more like peanut brittle than fudge lol. I love to read and my all time favorite book series is The Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien, though I also love Harry Potter. I'm kinda addicted to vlogbrothers videos. What else is there to say about me... hmmmmmmmm.... I speak English and German... besides that, idk! Well, if I think of anything else I'll add it. Byee!!!!

Oh yeah!!! I almost forgot....

Witty Bestfriends:

-Alice2000 is the most ALFantastic person in the world so...

2 phenomeniall, amazayn, extraordinharry, fablouis, brilliam people

- AmberBailey (check out her stories!!!)
-bowtiesandfezzes (she used to write stories but now she's just a super duper awesome person)

And then there's Elyse...

PineapplePie <- I have friends in real life too! Omg!!! She's MagniFINNcent!! Finn Harries is her MuFINN don't challenge her on that. It's a BAD idea....

Quotes by gmarie

Small minds discuss happenings on Facebook;

Average minds discuss happenings on Twitter;

[but...]


Great minds discuss Witty quotes.
Hey guys. So this right now is my best friend! Im hacking you! Mwuhaha
What makes me beautiful?

Polyjuice Potion.

















New Witty?
I'm lost, Steve.



















 


Things I hear at Christmas dinner:

"Do you want to have a snowball fight?"
"Does my car count as a snowball?" - 18 year old cousin to weird cousin that looks like Jesus (he was going to use the car as a snowball if that was unclear, in other words, run over the weird cousin.)

"I'M GONNA SHOVE A NERF DART UP YOUR BUTT!" - 7 year old cousin to my dad

"You're not my brother anymore!" - 50 year old uncle to other uncle

"Uncle Jimmy is a pretty pretty princess!!" - 2 year old cousin

"I'm gonna bring this to school!!" - 7 year old cousin about his new nerf gun... great idea bringing a gun to school...


This, among other things, is conclusive proof that my family is insane.









Favorite books, anyone?
I'm out of books...










 
England

Let me tell you something about America. We were best friends in the 1600's. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in the mid 1700's, I started going to war with France and taxing the colonists, and they were like, weirdly mad at me. Like, if I would tax their tea, they'd be like, "Well we're just going to throw it all in Boston Harbor" And I'd be like, "Have fun with the new soldiers I'm sending over." So then, for the Intolerable Acts, which was their punishment for being so rude, I was like, "Guys, I'm going to make a bunch of soldiers stay in your houses and cut off your ports." I mean I couldn't have them stop paying taxes! They thought they were going to just not pay for a war they didn't want to get involved in in the first place! I mean, right? They were MY COLONIES. So then George Washington wrote King George III and started yelling at him, it was so retarded. And then America started a revolution because no one would listen to their stupid ideas, and they came back in the fall for the new One Direction album, all of their teenage girls were going crazy, and now I guess now they're obsessed with my my boys and my accent.
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No offense to America or England, just funny...

Comment on this quote 
OR 
On my profile 
And I will comment on yours 
with ONE WORD 
A complete nonsense word 
That you will need to work into at least one  conversation you have today. 
 Up for the challenge? 

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GO!!!!

 

When someone messes

up your pattern

-__-


 
Grammar You Should Probably Know:

Part 1: Their, There, and They're

their = shows possession.

I went to their house after school.

there = a location

I have been there.

they're = a contraction combining the words "they" and "are." Means "they are."

Part 2: To, Two, and Too

to = expresses motion

I went to the zoo.

too = more than what is necessary/possible, or "also"

I had too much water before that long drive.

I want to come too!
 
Part 3: Don't end sentences with prepositions

Prepostions: with, at, on, in, of, to, etc.

Wrong: Who did you go with?

Right: With whom did you go?

^Also notice who vs. whom
 
Part 4: Affect or Effect?

Affect: Used as a verb.

Every vote affects the final outcome of the election.

Effect: Used as a noun.

The effect of your individual vote is larger than you think.

Part 5: Your vs. You're

Your = shows possession

I saw your dog on your front lawn.

You're = A contraction combining "you" and "are." Literally means "you are."

You're going on vacation in a week.

Part 6: It's vs. Its

It's = A contraction combining "it" and "is." Literally means "it is."

It's going to be a fun night!

Its = shows possession

The puppy shook its toy vigorously back and forth.

Part 7: Then vs. Than

Then = used to represent a time or used as a transition

I was there then.

Then, we went to the mall.

Than = shows comparison

Apples are better than
bananas.

Hopefully this cleared up any confusion, or let other grammar freaks out there know that they're not the only ones!!!
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