gobgoerrsarah

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Joined: May 22, 2010
Last Seen: 7 years
Birthday: February 28
user id: 109683
Location: Boston, MA
Gender: F

Quotes by gobgoerrsarah


Stupid Questions #172

 person at supermarket: hey what are you doing here?
me: oh ya know, hunting for elephants.


Stupid Questions #172

 guy: her cutie, how old are you?
me: 48, I just use really good anti-aging cream.


Stupid Questions #171

 waitress: can I suggest the stake?
me: I'd prefer you didn't.......


Stupid Questions #170

 person: can I talk to you?
me: you just did. bye.


Stupid Questions #169

 person: are you avoiding me?
me:.......... i'm gonna walk away now......


Stupid Questions #168

 person: OMGOMG CAN I STEAL SOME OF YOUR PRETTTYYY?!?!
me: lawl. yeah, you could use some.


Stupid Questions #167

 mom: do you think money grows on trees?
me: .... well where else would it grow....?


Stupid Questions #166

 creep: can I have a hug?
me: cooties...


Stupid Questions #165

 person: OMG DID YOU HEAR ABOUT OSAMA?
me: omg yes. I live on earth.


Stupid Questions #164

 friend: will you come to the bathroom with me?
me: oh yeah... don't want you to forget how to pee...