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Stupid Questions #172

 person at supermarket: hey what are you doing here?
me: oh ya know, hunting for elephants.

Stupid Questions #172

 guy: her cutie, how old are you?
me: 48, I just use really good anti-aging cream.

Stupid Questions #171

 waitress: can I suggest the stake?
me: I'd prefer you didn't.......

Stupid Questions #170

 person: can I talk to you?
me: you just did. bye.

Stupid Questions #169

 person: are you avoiding me?
me:.......... i'm gonna walk away now......

Stupid Questions #168

 person: OMGOMG CAN I STEAL SOME OF YOUR PRETTTYYY?!?!
me: lawl. yeah, you could use some.

Stupid Questions #167

 mom: do you think money grows on trees?
me: .... well where else would it grow....?

Stupid Questions #166

 creep: can I have a hug?
me: cooties...

Stupid Questions #165

 person: OMG DID YOU HEAR ABOUT OSAMA?
me: omg yes. I live on earth.

Stupid Questions #164

 friend: will you come to the bathroom with me?
me: oh yeah... don't want you to forget how to pee...