Stupid Questions #146
mom: do you have a crush on anybody? me: I want to crush a couple people.
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Stupid Questions #143
guy: do you want to go out with me? me: ...... want...... might not be the right word.....
Stupid Questions #142
mom: how was school? me: how was prison?
i'm not the dirt you've been throwing my way ♥
Stupid Questions #141
person: why werent you at school today? me: I moved to russia. see you never.
Stupid Questions #140
person: are you okay...? me: no. my pet unicorn died. .......... walk away.
Stupid Questions #139
person: what's on your face? me:... you mean my smile?