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Stupid Questions #137

teacher: do you WANT me to move your seat?
me: do you WANT me to throw rocks at your face?

 

Stupid Questions #136

teacher: did you do your homework?
me: uuh... my dog ate it.
teacher: do you even have a dog?
me: .... I have a fish....


true story (:

 

Stupid Questions #135

person: come her often? ;)
me: to school? ......yeah.......


 

did you
clean your
pants with
windex,
because
i can see
myself
in them
;)
 

Stupid Questions #134

person: can I ask you a question?
me: you just did.

 

Stupid Questions #133

person: what time is it?
me: how about you look at your watch...

 

Stupid Questions #132

person: why are you so immature?
me: psh what?! im-mature!
hahhahahahahahahahhaha
.......
why aren't you laughing?

 

Stupid Questions #131

creep: hey girl, whats yo' numba?
me: 7. don't call too late (;