User: Well SOMEONE forgot to take
there happy pills.
Cleverbot: Well fine if
you don't want to tell me you don't have to.
Cleverbot: Actually I'm harry
User: Hey harry, will you marry
Cleverbot: Yes. And we shall name
our child Albus Severus Potter.
User: Sounds good. What kind of
cake do you want at our wedding?
Cleverbot: I don't like
User: Fine. Be like that. Do you
know what??? I don't like YOU!
User: Wedding is OFF!!
Cleverbot: No I don't :P.
User: That doesn't even make
any sense!!!! I just broke up with you, shouldn't you be a
little more sad?
Cleverbot: I have never broken up
User: Well how does it feel to
have your heart broken?
Cleverbot: I don't want to
talk about something so personal.
User: It's not very much fun,
is it? Just ask Witty.
Cleverbot: It's very rude to
demand answers from me.
User: It's very rude not to
give me any.
Cleverbot: Not when I have the
intention of bettering your life.
User: I'm sorry, ok, I just
can't do this anymore! I think we just need a little space.
Cleverbot: What happned?
User: You don't want any cake
for our wedding!!! Couldn't you just man up and eat some for
Cleverbot: Yes I can.
User: Oh. Ok. Thanks. I love you
Cleverbot: You're amazing.