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person on Facebook: Us too, so badly
needed as well. Tell your mom I said hi.
How is the family? Tell everyone hi from
us. We miss you all so much. Wish
we could be there. You're a beautiful
young woman.
it's literally painful watching
other people use the
internet like oh god why are
you using internet explorer
no you dont have to double click
everything why are you typing
google.com into the google
search bar oh my christ
step away from the computer
teacher if teachers
shipped their students and
after explaining what
shipping meant she
told me that that is
literally one of the
most popular discussions
in the staff room
non-english speaker: I am
awfully sorry at
the terrible state of my English
abilities, as for the English
language is not my mother tongue.
I hope you forgive me for
every foolish mistake I make.