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Quotes by gossipgirl019


1. You will use algebra in your adult lives.
2. Driving to school is a privilege that can be taken away.
3. Students must stay on campus during lunch.
4. The new text books will arrive any day now.
5. Colleges care more about you than your SAT scores.
6. We are enforcing the dress code.
7. We will figure out how to turn off the heat soon.
8. Our bus drivers are highly trained professionals.
9. There is nothing wrong with summer school.

10. We want to hear what you have to say."



1. We are here to help you.
2. You will have time to get to your class before the bell rings.
3. The dress code will be enforced.
4. No smoking is allowed on school grounds.
5. Our football team will win the championship this year.
6. We expect more of you here.
7. Guidance counselors are always available to listen.
8. Your schedule was created with you in mind.
9. Your locker combination is private.
10. These will be the years you look back on fondly.

- Speak

 A four year old was at the pediatrician for a check up. As the doctor looked down her ears with an otoscope, he asked, "Do you think I'll find Big Bird in here?" The little girl stayed silent. Next, the doctor took a tongue depressor and looked down her throat. He asked, "Do you think I'll find the Cookie Monster down there?" Again, the little girl was silent. Then the doctor put a stethoscope to her chest. As he listened to her heart beat, he asked, "Do you think I'll hear Barney in there?" "Oh, no!" the little girl replied. "Jesus is in my heart. Barney's on my underpants."
Today at my school our teacher asked us were we wanted to go on a field trip one girl said build-a-bear workshop  then another girl shouted build-a-bra

I dismiss you not the bell


- Every teacher in the world

How am i supposed to explain 2 my mother that i need the covers to protect me from the monsters?

Have u ever noticed that most of the hot sweet guys are gay?
Ragan from Big Brother

Adam Lambert

Jonthan Groff

rupert everett

What I Learned From T.V #1

if your name is not Sam or Dean do not go into a haunted house

Not-so Great Expectations
what i expect of the world


It is called Summer 4 a reason i don't want 2 hear the word homework, i don't want 2 think about homework and i certainly don't want 2 go 2 a summer  camp where i'm expected 2 do homework

Not-so Great Expectations
what i expect of the world



Don't tell me to look it up i asked u wat it meant if i wanted 2 look it up i would hav done that in the first place


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