░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ "AND WHO KNOWS
THE CAPITAL OF KYRGYZSTAN?" not me, not me, not me, not me,
not me, not me, not me, not me,
not me goddamit. HOW ABOUT (eyes flicker to
your face)... YOU! sh*t. ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░
boy1: look bro, i
really need to get something off my chest.
boy 2: sure bro, what is it?
boy1: i didn't brush my teeth before going to bed
last night **bites lip**
boy2: so HARDCORE
Dear Selena
Gomez, Of course you don't want
to be anybody else. You're beautiful, rich, famous, and
dating Justin Bieber. I wouldn't wanna be anybody else
either.... Sincerely, The Girls From
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